Is it true that wearing your bra while sleeping will make your breasts saggy?
I have uncomfortable big boobs that are very hard to sleep with unless I'm wearing a bra.

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A request from slippedaway78

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how old do i look?

(im on the left)

the last time i went to the doctor for a check up was probably somewhere around 1991. i have this aversion to letting anyone tell me how to fix my body, this goes for dentists especially. i mean, what is this 1482? do you really still have to use drills that actually FEEL LIKE DRILLS?!?
man on the moon.
movies download directly to my laptop.
my phone can turn on my television.
cars literally speak to me and you're going to tell me there is no way to get a root canal that doesnt make you want to punch a kitten in the face? fuck you, bub. i want nothing to do with your butchery, tyvm.

so my family has a history of heart disease. lots of people died really young because of this. i was born with a heart murmur which they told me it may or may not be a big deal but that throughout the course of my life i should get it looked at often. to which i said, nope. im also a grown ass man with a terrible sleep disorder and acid reflux. sigh. either way, all of this was enough to cause my mother to call her doctor and make me an appointment. so i reluctantly waltz in there and wrote this on the medical history chart:

"they tell me i was born with a heart murmur. apparently, it went away for my 8th grade physical then it came back in high school. i really dont know if im messed up or the doctors are but its all types of weird."

but everything came back good. we have a plan for my sleep that im trying tonight (note the bedtime!) and i was told that my heart murmur is gone. he told me, "its a non-issue." cool, i suppose. but then they took my blood and uh, i found out i have high cholesterol. oh fuck me. hes like, "well, you're supposed to be at 100 for bad cholesterol levels, and you're at 176." are you fucking serious? then he grabbed my mid-section (any girls who have previously dated me know how much i LOVE that, grrr) and said that i wasnt overweight so it must be genetic. cool. thanks again, dad.
so you know my paranoid ass went out and bought a ton of oatmeal and some herbal oil pills to make sure that shit looks respectable when i roll back through in a month because ill be damned if i have to take that lipitrol bullshit like those balding grey-headed old fucks. i mean, what would 7-seconds do, right? would you take a dude seriously if he was on top of a crowd, finger pointing, while screaming, "im gonna stay young until i die," after he just downed his daily lipitor pill to help maintain healthy cholesterol levels?
basically, what im trying to tell you is that pizza and hot dogs?... pretty much out of the question. as if life couldnt get any more rad.


- in other news:
if you live around chicago or will be in town you might want to keep december 20th, from 4-6pm open. ill tell you why soon.

- i am also featured in some book that came out today called 'we feel fine'. to be completely honest i dont know what the hell its about but they contacted me over a year ago to use a picture and a quote from me. all i know is it makes me sound way arrogant, so thats cool:


- also, my latest art installation:




- also, ive been totally obsessed with missing persons lately.

You know what's funny? When people rant about how desperate for attention you are, their rant is giving you the attention you crave.


^_^

Tiger Woods got up close and personal with a leggy brunette during a recent trip to Las Vegas -- and the woman definitely isn't his wife.


TMZ obtained these photos of Tiger and the mystery lady taken October 4, 2009 at Tao nightclub in Vegas. The photos were taken around 1:30 AM.


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i made an aznz cant drive joke today and my friend legit got mad at me. it was so annoying -_-"

hey guys i need 6 more visits to my myspace for it to reach 55555 profile views

somebody help a bitch out

PLAYERS HAVE DIRTY HAWT GAY SEX IN HIT GAME
Trendy Christmas gift features characters naked, kissing in homosexual embrace

A popular role-playing combat video game featuring graphic homosexual sex between a man and an elf has hit store shelves just in time for Christmas.

Dragon Age: Origins, released Nov. 3 for Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360, depicts two men in various sex positions in a secret scene of homosexual seduction. The game is by BioWare, makers of Mass Effect, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic and Baldur's Gate. It has a Mature rating.



A YouTube video of the affair has garnered more than 100,000 hits and many overt comments, including the following:

* Brilliant. Just brilliant!

* Brokeback Mountain?

* I'm happy about this. Homophobes are losers.

* You see the thing is, it's optional. So your little homophobic player can have straight sex, lesbian sex or quite frankly you could just skip the sex in general. The game is intended to appeal to a large number of players. Not all of them will be straight.

* We're a bisexual nation living in denial, all because of a bunch of nerds – a bunch of nerds who got off a boat in the 15th century and decided that sex was something to be ashamed of. All the Pilgrims did was ruin the American Indian orgy of freedom.

* I wish you could have sex with the dog.

ugh for the past few days I havent been feeling like going to the gym, but seem to have forced myself every other day. and ive been hella craving and eating food, but not unhealthy food.

come motivate me. i need to be skinny.

thinspo fyt

i just toned my face for the first time in almost two years and o.m.g. I feel 16 again.

looking for:

gilt by association mes
lavender whip
bright fuchsia pigment (sample sized or cheap)